Current mood: nauseated
I should have known.... it was just to peaceful when I woke up this morning. Something had to give a BOY did it!
I woke up the soft sounds of Mia talking in her room. She didn't cry but she didn't quite sound like her normal perky self. I didn't pay much attention to it but now that I think back, it should have been a warning.
So I got up, went downstairs to use the restroom and drink some water. Since Mia was already up I decided to hold off on breakfast until I got her up so we could eat together like we normally do. I did feel a bit uneasy but nothing to bad. I grabbed a new diaper, a wipee and half a banana to bring up to Mia's room.
I slowly walked up the stairs not thinking of much. I reached her door and slowly opened it, and just like a brick wall the smell hit me! It was PUTRID! I mean it was really REALLY REALLY horribly bad! I knew right away Mia had gone poopies sometime in the middle of the night or early morning.
She got up when she saw me but wasn't jumping around. I just stood there for a second in complete shock and soon I began to feel myself wanting to get sick and gag! Uh-Oh! So I ran to her window, pulled up her blinds and swung the window open all the way. The stench refused to leave!!! I went over to Mia and said "Come on! lets go, no play time this morning" (I usually play with her in bed for a few mins. before we start the day. All I could think about was getting out of that stinky room ASAP!
Mia saw the banana I was holding and kept saying "Nana! Nana!!!" I told her she would get her Nana once we get to the stairs! Sure enough she got up and walked out her door and thats when I noticed her shorts were COVERED in poop!!!! Oh GROSS!!! I handed her the banana since she was demanding it and what did she do? She ran right back into her room and jumped on the bed to eat her nana like she always does every morning! Noooooo!!! I tried so hard to get her out of her room, at the same time I was trying so hard not to throw up! I had to act fast, a time bomb was ticking in my stomach.
I went over and pulled her shorts off, and it unleashed MORE smell!!! I knew at that very moment, I needed to call reinforcements! There was not way I would be able to handle that disaster in her diaper. So I said "Come on we need Dada".
We walked into the master bedroom and I woke up Adrian. I told him it was an emergency and that I couldn't change Mia and she had an accident in her bed. He thought it was pee pees but once he got a wiff of her next to him he knew right away what had happened. She jumped up and said "She needs a bath!!!" So I helped gather her stuff for her bath and just then the stench started circling the whole upstairs!!!! Thats when I just lost it!!!! I started dry heaving and gagging so hard, I knew I would throw up! Adrian and Mia were both in the upstairs bathroom and there was no time to get to the master bathroom so I just ran downstairs as fast as I could and tried to reach the downstairs bathroom as fast as I could.
Luckily I barely made it... and I mean BARELY! I was getting sick over and over again. Adrian called down for some help but I told him I couldn't because I was throwing up! Once I regained my composure I grabbed a clean wipee, held it over my nose, and walked back upstairs. By then Adrian had Mia in the tub and asked me to watch her while he threw the biohazardous diaper and dirty wipees away outside!!!
Mia was having fun in the tub and since he was already in there Adrian decided to give her a full on bath, hair and all. Once she was out of the bath I dried and dressed her. Unfortunatley, the poopies she had (which was the runs) gave her, her very first EVER diaper rash!! OH-No!!! I so slathered TONS of butt cream all over her to help her.
After chaos finally died down, Adrian went back to bed and Mia and I started our day like we should have. Man it was a battle... and one I hope never to relive again!!!!
